NFL

25 Times The NFL Proved Just How Slimy They Are

Darren - November 1, 2021
NFL

25 Times The NFL Proved Just How Slimy They Are

Darren - November 1, 2021
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15. Jeff Pash

Bruce Allen pops up multiple times on this list because of Washington’s extraordinary antics over the years. One of the most intriguing and slimy involved Pash. He’s not the biggest name in the NFL but he fills a massive role as the organization’s General Counsel. This essentially puts him in control of the NFL’s legal affairs and all of the governing bodies’ attornies.

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However, he raised eyebrows when the news broke that he helped Allen out on numerous occasions. He rescinded a $15,000 fine after Mike Shanahan doctored an injury (via Yahoo Sports). There were also communications about roster spending limits as well as the news that Allen gave Pash a Hooters’ VIP card. All-in-all, it was extremely creepy and clearly corrupt, but that sums up the NFL.

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14. Terrelle Pryor Suspension

This strange situation went down after Pryor declared for the NFL draft. However, a cloud hung over the young QB. The NCAA suspended him for five games after he sold memorabilia. Roger Goodell, in his infinite wisdom, made an unprecedented move. He announced that the NFL would uphold Pryor’s five-game suspension. As a result, he’d miss almost a quarter of his rookie season.

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It was unfair because the two organizations aren’t connected. Meanwhile, the NFL handed Brandon Marshall a one-game suspension even though he committed a legal crime (via Bleacher Report). In short, Goodell wanted to make an example out of Pryor because he likes to pretend he knows what he is doing. But over the years, fans saw how inept the NFL commissioner is and how slimy his decisions are.

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13. PizzaGate (2014)

This isolated incident allegedly occurred during the botched Ray Rice investigation. It’s truly bizarre because it portrays NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell as a slimy sociopath. But that couldn’t be true, right? The story goes that Goodell’s investigation team ordered pizzas because they were working late into the night. However, nobody dared to touch a slice before the Big Boss himself.

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Apparently, Goodell freaked out before because something had the disrespect to take the first slice. Things get weirder because this time he didn’t touch the pizza at all. This meant that it was cold by the time anybody decided to just go for it (via SB Nation). Multiple reports say the Commissioner is a nightmare to work for and has a bit of a superiority complex.

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12. Domestic Violence

The NFL has a horrendous record when it comes to domestic violence. We’ll talk about Ray Rice later, but even beyond him, there have been many cases. Nobody can blame Roger Goodell because Greg Hardy beat his partner. But they can definitely criticize the way the league and teams have handled cases throughout history. It’s only in recent years that they’ve really clamped down.

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But when Antonio Brown can revive his career it’s clear that there’s a problem. The league constantly hands out short suspensions while teams rarely inflict serious punishments on their players. Many women have experienced violence at the hands of NFL athletes but these men often step back into the mainstream again. It’s a travesty and indicative of the NFL’s slimy culture (via USA Today).

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11. Colin Kaepernick (2018)

Kaepernick became one of the most visible figures in the NFL after he started kneeling during the National Anthem. The Super Bowl quarterback rocked the boat significantly in San Francisco. After he lost his place as a starter, he found himself out the door when his contract ended. However, no team picked him up. The reasons behind this are the subject of intense debate because of the potentially slimy implications.

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Most people expected at least one team to show interest in Kaepernick. After all, he was at least a decent backup with big-game experience. In the end, nobody took a gamble on him. The Seahawks, one of the NFL’s most tolerant teams, canceled a workout with him (via Sports Illustrated). None of the franchises wanted to break the mold or give him a platform.

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10. Remember The Redskins?

Washington’s controversial name hung over them like a shadow in the face of cancel culture. However, many fans felt that it was time to put the ‘Redskins’ in the past. Furthermore, Native American support groups constantly called for it to be confined to history. But Dan Snyder refused to listen. The Washington owner stuck to his guns and resisted change until he couldn’t.

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Snyder didn’t have an emotional change of heart. No, he decided to remove the nickname because sponsors and endorsement partners threatened to pull out. All Snyder cared about was the bottom line. Finally, the Redskins became the Washington Football Team. It was a stark change but a necessary one. Too bad that the slimy Snyder didn’t think so (via NBC Sports).

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9. Eddie DeBartolo’s Extortion (1998)

DeBartolo’s football scandal was one of the most dramatic involving an owner ever. In fairness, it wasn’t related to anything on the field. But the former San Francisco owner brought the sport into disrepute just by revealing his slimy character. He wanted a riverboat license so that he could run a casino in Louisiana but it didn’t come easily. Ex-Governor Edwin Edwards extorted $400 million from him.

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The NFL owner paid Edwards in crisp $100 bills. However, an FBI investigation revealed his shady dealings and they all had their day in court. Finally, DeBartolo received two years of probation and a million-dollar fine (via SFGate). It also effectively ended his hopes of taking back the reigns at Candlestick Park. Everybody knows these owners simply can’t be trusted.

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8. Goodell’s Owner Protection

One of the reasons why Roger Goodell has reigned for so long as NFL Commissioner is because he does what the owners want. This slimy relationship is at a detriment to the players but of course, the executives don’t care about this. All they want is to make as much money off of each other as possible. Goodell’s role, in the owners’ eyes, is to keep this running as smoothly as possible.

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Goodell takes the blame when things aren’t going well but the scandals are good for business. Most of them occur during the offseason so it keeps the NFL on fans’ lips (via Sports Illustrated). Only time will tell if the players can push for a change but right now the status-quo looks set to continue. It’s a cozy relationship that’s earning billions of dollars for everybody involved.

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7. Ray Rice Scandal (2014)

Rice was one of the Ravens’ biggest superstars before he destroyed his own reputation in an instant. Two videos emerged of the Baltimore RB engaged in violence against his wife. In the first, he knocked her unconscious with a punch. Then, the second clip showed him dragging her body out of an elevator. Most decent human begins agreed that this was horrific behavior and that the NFL needed to take a stand.

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But they only suspended him for two games. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell even denied that he had access to the brutal video. His slimy, mealy-mouthed response created a media frenzy. Finally, the NFL VP of Football Operations went before a congressional panel and admitted that they made a massive mistake (via CNN). It was a totally unnecessary storm but they brought it on themselves.

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6. Moving the Colts

NFL franchise owners are notorious for being slimy crybabies with a vindictive streak. Robert Irsay brought this to the next level when he literally uprooted his franchise in the middle of the night. Baltimore woke up the next day and discovered they no longer had a franchise. Suddenly the Colts were an Indianapolis franchise. It was a shambles because it tore the identity out of a community (via USA Today).

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A host of moving trucks set off in different directions because Irsay believed the Maryland police would intercept them. The local government had a plan to take over the team so it was important to cross state lines before they knew what had happened. Unfortunately, for Baltimore, he was successful. They didn’t have a new franchise until the Ravens debuted in 1995.

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5. BountyGate (2012)

This was one of the biggest scandals to hit the NFL. Gregg Williams was the mastermind behind this dastardly plan to inflict pain upon the opposition. The Saints coordinator created a scheme where players received bounties for hits that put targets out of the game. Football is already a very dangerous sport so this was extremely slimy and against the spirit of the game.

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Williams and his head coach Sean Payton both received one-year suspensions from football. However, the latter retained his job in New Orleans. Allegedly, this wasn’t even the first time that Williams brought in a bounty system. Washington and Jacksonville players reported that he did the same thing at their franchises too. Williams was sorry but only because he was caught (via FOX Sports).

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5. Cheating Husbands

Multiple NFL coaches have allegedly cheated on their spouses and significant others. While this isn’t indicative of the league as an entity, it does reflect the slimy nature of many leading figures. Bill Belichick infamously split from his wife after a long-running affair with his mistress. Meanwhile, Sean Peyton left New Orleans for a year during his suspension to try and rebuild his marriage.

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In 2021, Urban Meyer got up close and personal with a young woman in a bar. The worst aspect of all of this is that the women come off much worse from their encounters. USA Today reported that the woman who danced with Meyer faced a workplace investigation over how her behavior affected the company. This was totally unfair because Meyer didn’t face any consequences.

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4. Urban Meyer Saga

The fact that the Jaguars thought it was a good idea to hire Meyer was ludicrous. The controversial college coach took a hiatus from football after multiple scandals and health scares. He immediately brought attention to the Jacksonville job but not for positive reasons. Firstly, he hired former Iowa strength and conditioning coach Chris Doyle (via ESPN). The Hawkeyes fired him after he used racist language.

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In the end, Doyle lasted for just a day in the job before the media storm made his position untenable. Then, there was the wacky effort to bring back Tim Tebow. But it all came to head when footage emerged of Meyer dancing in a bar with a woman half his age. The slimy video rubbed salt into the wounds of Jaguars fans after multiple losses that season. Meyer lowers the tone no matter where he goes.

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3. Cheerleader Culture

Cheerleaders play a traditional role in football but they have become increasingly controversial over the years. In 2014, there was criticism when the NFL brought in in-seat cheerleader visits. Atlanta Chief Marketing Officer Jim Smith described it as a chance to purchase ‘experiences’ (via CBS Sports). It was an unfortunate use of language but this only touches the tip of the iceberg.

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Then there were scandals at various franchises. Angelina Rosa described how her Texans coach forcibly duct-taped her because she was skinny-fat. Several Saints cheerleaders also sued over workplace harassment. However, the worst came in Washington where coaches distributed inappropriate photos of the women in emails. The future of the profession is at stake and it’s not even the cheerleaders’ fault.

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2. Washington Harassment Scandal (2020)

The Washington Football Team brings slimy to the next level. Over a dozen women accused the organization of sexual harassment. Owner Dan Snyder found himself in the middle of the scandal after it took fire. In the end, the NFL fined the organization $10 million. However, they refused to release any of the thousands of emails they examined over the course of the investigation.

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Also, Washington allegedly tried to pay the women ‘hush’ money in a bid to make them go away. But they refused to back down. There were also multiple accusations of bullying after Snyder allegedly sneered at a colleague for having been a male cheerleader (via Sportsnaut). However, that was only the tip of the iceberg. It looks like things are getting worse for the franchise.

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1. Jon Gruden’s Emails (2021)

Former Raiders head coach Gruden rocked the NFL when his incredible emails emerged. The league investigated WFT President Bruce Allen but uncovered Gruden’s slimy communications. He used racist, homophobic, and sexist slurs throughout his exchanges with various notable football personalities. As a result, Gruden opted to resign from his role with the Raiders (via Sporting News).

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It was incredible because Raiders star Carl Nassib became the first active NFL player to come out a few months before. Meanwhile, Gruden also exchanged photos of scantily-clad women with Allen. Furthermore, the racist language was even more shocking because of the tense atmosphere in the United States. It was a ludicrous one but not all that surprising.

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