14. Bad – Colorado Rockies
The trouble with the Rockies’ uniforms is that they are just so bland. There is nothing statement about them whatsoever. Even the font on the chest is boring. In sum, that’s a massive problem because you want people to want to wear your uniform even if they don’t really care about the team.
Many sports hipsters like to buy random teams’ uniforms so that they can pretend to be knowledgeable about obscure sides. It’s a conversation starter and an attractive design can draw attention to your franchise. Colorado needs to do better because baseball is such a regionalized sport as it is.