“The Family Emergency”
Manziel used drugs with wild abandon like a child in a candy store. His beleaguered agent worried that his client would fail drug tests but he had a backup plan. Burkhardt contrived a plan with Manziel’s parents that would see them go to the hospital with fake chest pains if Manziel went on a wild bender.

He told them to pretend to have a heart attack if necessary. Then he discovered that Manziel used his Aggies’ backup’s urine for drug tests. It went from one extreme to another as the quarterback refused to quit partying. But addiction was controlling his life and he couldn’t do anything about it (via Daily Snark).