Gone for Good
Many fans think that they’ll see Brady line up for another NFL franchise. But one Redditor believes that Brady’s retirement is legitimate. He had a hilarious analysis of the quarterback’s career trajectory. The Redditor wrote: “The dude unretired and played another year, just so he could be the one to announce his retirement. I’m convinced.”

This is a fair reaction and it does seem likely that it’s all over this time. However, it may be wise to wait until Week Two of the NFL season before buying Brady’s final touchdown ball. Spare a thought for the poor man who forked out many thousands the last time Brady said that he quit (via The Spun).