29. Lokomotiv Moscow (2007/08)
Who in their right mind would want to wear this? Lokomotiv Moscow has become one of the biggest clubs in Russia. They won the Russian Cup in 2019, wearing red shirts. They should stick to an all-red kit because their secondary colour is green and bad things happen if you let those two colours loose together.
Bad things like this shambles above. It’s just one of the ugliest template kits we’ve ever seen. Adidas are responsible for the lack of style in design but it’s not helped by that ludicrous sponsor across the middle. We don’t read Cyrillic so we’re just going to have to assume it’s a written statement from the club board apologising to fans.