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Ancient Things That Were Popular The Last Time The Cowboys Won The Super Bowl

Darren - January 18, 2024
Lifestyle

Ancient Things That Were Popular The Last Time The Cowboys Won The Super Bowl

Darren - January 18, 2024

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Nokia Phones

Few people had cellphones in 1996 and they were mostly bulky devices with long antennae. However, one Finnish communications company came out of nowhere to become a global force. Nokia began developing personal cell phones around this time and became a world leader.

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Nokia Campus

Everyone seemed to have a Nokia in this period because they were compact and reliable. It’s been a while since it was relevant like the Dallas Cowboys but who knows, maybe one day they’ll surprise us. Who will be relevant first: Nokia or the Cowboys? Only time will tell if either can make a comeback (via Slash Gear).

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Barbie

Mattel introduced Barbie to the world in 1959 and she’s been a mainstay ever since. However, the doll enjoyed massive popularity in the ’90s and most girls wanted one. Barbie saw a dip in sales in the 2000s but she’s enjoying a huge revival because of the 2023 Barbie movie.

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The Dallas Cowboys desperately hoped that they would be Super Bowl contenders in 2023 too. Unfortunately, they didn’t enjoy the same success as the iconic doll. Maybe Jerry Jones should hand the reins to Greta Gerwig because she seems to know what she’s doing. Maybe she’d do a better job than his previous coaches (via NPR).

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Rosie O’Donnell

1996 also saw the dawn of one of the nation’s most popular TV shows. Rose O’Donnell became a fixture on television with her legendary show that saw her earn the nickname The Queen of Nice. The best part about O’Donnell was her authenticity and how she made other celebrities feel relatable.

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She always had fun with them on set and put them at ease. It’s amazing how she bantered with Oscar winners like Tom Hanks and made the audience think that they were normal. Gradually, O’Donnell became an increasingly polarising figure but nobody could accuse her of being fake (via CBC).

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Space Jam

We’ve already talked about the Chicago Bulls but Space Jam deserves a special mention. Michael Jordan collaborated with Looney Tunes in one of the wackiest movies ever. Yes, the acting was wooden and critics didn’t like it. But children loved it and it retains an audience today.

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The Hollywood Reporter

It’s one of those movies that many people have seen dozens of times because it’s always on TV. Space Jam was one of the biggest hits of 1996 and has enjoyed more success over the ensuing decades than the Cowboys. However, the less said about the sequel, the better because it was garbage (via Empire).

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Tamagotchis

Here’s another toy that was inexplicably popular the last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. This Japanese craze took over the world and everybody wanted one. Owners cared for their handheld pets as they raised them from an egg. However, if they forgot to feed them they would die so there was a dark side.

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Nonetheless, they lasted longer than the Cowboys’ average playoff runs. Remember, Dallas only has four postseason wins in the 28 years since their last Super Bowl win. Some Tamagotchis carry thousands of dollars worth of value now which is more than we can say for the Cowboys (via Tamagotchi).

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Billboard

The Macarena

Macarena by Los Del Rio was one of the biggest songs of 1996. This cheesy hit remains a favorite today because of the iconic dance. Millions of people across the world danced the Macarena and it’s a fixture at many weddings or parties. The song is about a woman happily cheating on her boyfriend with his best friends when he’s out of town.

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However, most people don’t realize this when they’re dancing along to it. In a way, it’s appropriate because the Cowboys cheated the fans for decades by failing to be competitive. They’re up there with the most disappointing franchises since 1996 including the Bulls and the Knicks (via The U.S. Sun).

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Roadtrippers

Blockbuster Video

Nowadays we have an endless amount of entertainment available at our fingertips. We stream movies and TV online with Netflix , Amazon Prime Disney+ and YouTube TV. Meanwhile, we can listen to unlimited albums on Spotify and instantly download music from iTunes. However, people didn’t have it so easy in the ’90s.

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They rented videos from Blockbuster and spent ages pouring over all the different movies (via Harper Lee). There’s only one Blockbuster store left in the world in Bend, Oregon. There was another in Anchorage but it closed in 2018. They’re relics of the past, just like the Dallas Cowboys (via USA Today).

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The Spun

Flannel Shirts

Like we mentioned before, the 1990s were a strange time for fashion because there were many dodgy trends. Flannel shirts were a staple of the decade as people decided that they wanted to look like lumberjacks. There’s nothing wrong with this of course but it’s as inexplicable as the Cowboys’ playoff game against the Packers in 2023.

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One of the reasons why it was popular was because many bands favored a grunge aesthetic. We’re talking about the likes of Nirvana and Pearl Jam. The ’90s was a simpler time for many reasons and the flannel shirt remains an enduring symbol (via Billboard).

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Friends

Friends became one of the most successful sitcoms of all time. The show made stars of its cast members including Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and David Schwimmer. It entered its second season in 1996 so it was still growing in popularity. Many Americans favored Seinfeld over Friends but the latter had a wider global audience.

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Meanwhile, it remains as much of a cultural phenomenon in 2023 as it did in the ’90s. Fans mourned the tragic passing of Matthew Perry in 2023. The show represents a purer time before social media and when we valued our relationships. The Cowboys wish that they had its staying power (via Bustle).

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Calamari

Yes, that’s right, calamari was one of the big trends of 1996. Americans discovered a new love for deep-fried squid and it began to appear frequently on many menus. It was very common as an appetizer and there was even a calamari index that reviewed the dish across the nation.

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Most people associate it with Greek cooking but it transcended the cuisine. It is a problematic food because it’s not sustainable. Compare it to the Cowboys’ unique ability to cruise through the regular season and crash out in the playoffs. Calamari is easy to catch but there’s a tendency to overfish (via Insider).

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Don’t Speak

It’s always fascinating to look back at the music of past years. Don’t Speak by No Doubt was one of the biggest hits of 1996. Technically, it came out on their 1995 album Tragic Kingdom. However, they released this song as a single and it sailed to the top of the charts and dominated for weeks.

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Gwen Stefani’s voice gave the song an emotional power that resonated with fans across the world. Most people agree that it’s a phenomenal song and one that’s extra special because Stefani forged her solo career. It’s had more staying power than the Cowboys’ success because it’s hard to remember that anymore (via Genius).

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Denzel Washington

Washington remains one of the most respected actors on the planet. However, he was arguably in his prime in the ’90s thanks to many outstanding performances. He enjoyed hit after hit throughout the decade and this culminated in an incredible milestone. Washington became the first non-white man to win the People’s Sexiest Man Alive award.

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Showbiz Cheat Sheet

It might not feel like the most prestigious accolade but it was groundbreaking at the time. Washington deserved it too because his smile still melts hearts. Amazingly, he has maintained his success over the past 30 years since then. He could teach the Dallas Cowboys a thing or two about consistency.

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New York Yankees

The Yankees are the baseball equivalent of the Dallas Cowboys. They’re a global commercial juggernaut and one of the most dominant franchises in sports. However, they didn’t win a World Series between 1978 and 1996. Overall, ’96 was an incredible year because both the Cowboys and the Yankees claimed glory.

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Meanwhile, they’ve also been very inconsistent over the following decades. They ended the ’90s with a dynasty as they won four titles in five seasons. But they’ve only won a single World Series since 2009 because they also suffer playoff meltdowns. They’re another franchise that should be doing much better (via The Athletic).

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Action Man

Barbie was for girls but Action Man was for boys. Children loved the hero who fought his evil nemesis Dr. X. The character began life in 1993 but became a cultural zenith in the middle of the decade. That’s because his popularity spawned a franchise of animated movies and comic books.

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The Action Man line finally came to an end in 2006 after a dip in sales. Videogame consoles became increasingly popular so children didn’t want to play with real toys. Some people also think that Action Man espoused toxic masculine values. Maybe like Mike McCarthy or Dak Prescott after a playoff defeat (via Collider).

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Bill Clinton

Clinton was one of the most dominant politicians of the ’90s. The former Governor of Arkansas sought to bring the different sides of the U.S. together. He proposed a middle ground and won election in red states despite his Democratic status. Clinton became a two-term President after an election win in 1996.

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Perhaps the Cowboys are more similar to Clinton’s wife Hillary because victory appeared to be inevitable for her but she threw it away. Everybody knows about Clinton’s controversies including the notorious Monica Lewinsky scandal. However, he always retained a Southern charm that made people like him (via The Guardian).

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Earrings

Every young man had an earring in their left ear in the ’90s. It was the ultimate sign of rebellious youth and being against the system. There was even a bizarre trend that if men had an earring in their right ear it was a sign that they were gay. This didn’t make any sense but that was the 1990s in a nutshell.

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Nowadays many elite athletes wear very expensive jewelry. It’s one of the clearest signs that they’re going to have financial problems in the future because they have no self-control. An insane amount of NBA and NFL players end up bankrupt but this doesn’t stop them. People are strange but it makes life interesting (via Shiels).

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Independence Day

Every year has big movies but Independence Day was one of the decade’s most iconic films. Will Smith became a superstar after his performance in the alien invasion blockbuster. Meanwhile, Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum also starred in the giant hit. Only Jurassic Park had more box office success in the 1990s than ID4.

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Critics didn’t love it but audiences lapped it up as it made almost $900 million globally. This was a gigantic smash hit despite arguably not being very good. That sounds like the Dallas Cowboys today because they’re a commercial juggernaut whilw the on-field product keeps falling short (via USA Today).

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