Yes, we know that nobody in the U.S. cares about soccer. But that doesn’t change the fact that Cincinnati is an embarrassment to their sport. The team entered the MLS in 2019 as an expansion team. They enjoyed a lot of success in the USL but the last couple of years were a nightmare.
They managed a win ratio of 0.71 in their debut season. This was terrible but fans gave them the benefit of the doubt. After all, they were an expansion team and it’s not easy to make the step up. But then they regressed to 0.69 in 2020 as they proved that they were out of their depth (via Gambling Sites).
Imagine if Dan Snyder was Russian and owned a hockey team. That’s effectively the situation the Senators have found themselves in with Eugene Melnyk. He’s one of the shadiest people in the sport and the main reason why they’re the NHL’s main embarrassment (via SBNation).
It doesn’t help that they’re not a very good team. If they enjoyed a lot of success then people would overlook Melynk’s dubious business practices. Meanwhile, they have one of the dumbest nicknames and logos in the sport. Why are they called Senators when they have a picture of a Roman centurion?
Denver fans were a nightmare during the 2022 off-season because they thought that they were getting Aaron Rodgers. Finally, the franchise traded for Russell Wilson, and their fans talked about being Super Bowl contenders. Instead, Wilson received a baptism of fire and played horribly for the team.
Furthermore, rapidly exposed their rookie head coach Nathaniel Hackett. It seemed that he learned his trade playing Madden instead of forging a respectable NFL career. The team went into meltdown and didn’t have any hope of making the playoffs. It was a major embarrassment after all of their trash talks (via ESPN).
The Spurs are one of the most strange soccer teams in Europe. On paper, they’re a decent side with some of the best players in the world. Harry Kane and Heung-Min Son are devastating talents who would walk into any starting lineup. But Tottenham is like the L.A. Angels of the Premier League (via The Sun).
“Doing a Spurs” is a phrase that entered the soccer lexicon because they find amazing ways to hurt their fans. They throw away leads from impossible positions. Spurs had great opportunities to win the Premier League and Champions League in recent years but failed miserably.
In the ’90s, this would be the most ridiculous inclusion ever. But the team went into meltdown in the 2000s after Jordan’s departure and the end of that era. They thought that they had the next big thing in basketball when they drafted Derrick Rose. However, that didn’t change their downward spiral.
Then they suffered because of their horrific front office situation. Jerry Krause broke up a winning team. Meanwhile, Jim Boylen went 39-84 as head coach. But they shouldn’t have allowed him to get that far. Finally, 2020 signaled a culture shift with the firing of GM Gar Forman (via The Ringer).
The Texans are an embarrassment to the NFL for a bunch of reasons. In 2021, they lost more games by 20 points than any other franchise. The previous year they blew a 24-0 postseason lead against the Chiefs and also lost by 20 points. This was a record that nobody wanted.
In short, the NFL’s youngest team has had a rough start to life. They constantly make strange decisions like trading DeAndre Hopkins and giving general manager duties to their head coach. Their front office is a trash can of bad ideas and their fans pay the price (via NFL.com).
The problem with the Padres is that their owners don’t care about winning games. They run the franchise in the most cynical way possible because they don’t want to lose money. This makes sense from a business perspective but it’s a nightmare for their long-suffering fans (via Bleacher Report).
If they spend a lot of money on top players they’ll lose revenue. That’s because they have low TV ratings and a miserable attendance record. Historically, they don’t want to compete with the Dodgers or the Angels because they don’t have the means. But this also means that they’re an embarrassment to baseball.
The Knicks enjoy massive popularity because of the franchise’s situation in New York. They had a decent record in the ’90s when they had the legendary Patrick Ewing on their roster. But they haven’t made the Finals since 1999 and show few signs of returning.
It took the franchise years to recover from Isiah Thomas’s horrific front-office management. In later years they pursued established veterans instead of trying to build an eager young roster. This move backfired on them and they’ve remained out of contention (via Complex).
The only good thing that we can say about the Jets is that they won a Super Bowl. But it feels like a lifetime since the days of Joe Namath. These days it’s a massive story for the Gang Green when their team makes the playoffs. It doesn’t happen very often so that’s not a surprise.
In recent years, the Jets have been an embarrassment to the NFL. They drafted quarterbacks like Sam Darnold and Zach Wilson but went nowhere. Meanwhile, there were hilarious incidents in their history like the infamous ‘Butt Fumble (via The Guardian).”
The Blue Jackets spent years treading water before showing signs of improvement in the late 2010s. But then they regressed again and showed why they’re one of hockey’s most depressing franchises. Their fans agree that they’re an embarrassment to the sport but that’s life (via The Athletic).
We always respect people who follow notoriously bad teams. It’s not easy to spend every weekend watching a franchise lose. But that’s the Blue Jackets’ story and it’s one that their fanbase is familiar with. Perhaps one day they’ll compete for a Stanley Cup but it won’t be anytime soon.
The old Charlotte Bobcats have the worst historical season in NBA history. After they revived the old ‘Hornets’ nickname they became one of the most pointless teams ever. Michael Jordan has a controlling stake in the franchise but he’s a garbage owner.
Skip Bayless described the Bulls legend as the worst NBA owner of all time. He believes that the franchise is an embarrassment to the sport and doesn’t contribute anything. They made rotten draft decisions and never compete at the top of their division (via FOX Sports).
One analysis identified the Nationals as the most challenging team to support in sports. That’s because they are atrocious by any marker. Yes, they recently won a World Series but their reaction made it appear to be a mistake. They instantly posted the worst three seasons after winning a title.
Meanwhile, they lost the most games in franchise history as well as the worst run differential. We’re only talking about their recent history here because things become even worse. Before their World Series win, the Nationals were more than an embarrassment to MLB (via Washington Post).
It’s difficult to know where to begin with the Commanders because they are a massive embarrassment. Most of this is because of their owner, Dan Snyder. He is one of the worst figures in the league with a notorious sexual harassment case hanging over him (via Bleacher Report).
Another terrible aspect of his ownership was his refusal to change the franchise’s name. It didn’t matter that it insulted native Americans. Finally, sponsors threatened to withdraw and he backed down. Then there were dozens of awful moments on the pitch that stressed their fans.