“If we’re counting preseason, I don’t know how Tyler Palko got to the NFL, much less how he got a contract elsewhere after he left New Orleans,” one Saints fan mused. He was absolutely right because Palko was definitely out of his depth in the NFL. In 2007, he was the Saints’ third quarterback in the preseason but it didn’t go well. Their final preseason game saw him mishandle three snaps in a 7-0 win over Miami.
He never played a game for the Saints and proceeded to bounce around practice squads for the next couple of years. However, Palko ended up in Kansas City where he still sends shudders down the spines of their fans. Let’s just say that there is a big difference between Palko and Patrick Mahomes. He was their starter for four games in 2011 but the only thing historic was how bad he was.
Daniel Jones had the unenviable task of taking over from Eli Manning. Somehow, he managed to avoid the criticism that the likes of Sam Darnold and Carson Wentz endured because everybody forgot that he existed. Everybody that is except for New York fans who watch him every week. One moment in 2020 stands out because it was hilarious and it summed him up as a player.
The Giants played the Eagles when Jones found himself in space. He sprinted for 80 yards before falling over his own feet. “It was such a Giants thing to happen,” said John Gromadzki. “If it was the Jets, he would have given himself a concussion.” This moment is guaranteed to become a historic NFL blooper because it was so laughable. Maybe Sam Darnold’s ghost tripped him up.
“I just had a flashback of Troy Smith against the Packers,” one Niners fan shudders. “Gotta take my break from work now.” This was an appropriate response because Smith was one of the worst quarterbacks the NFL has ever seen. Even the best signal-callers make mistakes, but in this case, he was the mistake. The Packers defeated San Francisco 34-16 in that game while Smith was appalling.
Smith started six games for San Francisco before the Niners replaced him with Alex Smith. He did have some good moments in red and gold, but the reality was that he lacked the consistency to make it as an NFL starter. Finally, he left the league for the CFL where he finished out his football career with the Montreal Alouettes. It just goes to show that not every Heisman Trophy winner will become a historic legend.
Some quarterbacks know they will never be regular starters in the NFL. That’s okay because they still make a lot of money and avoid a lot of head trauma. But they are also the butt of many people’s jokes because they have no meaningful legacy. When they do play, fans shake their heads in frustration. “Brian St. Pierre in 2010 at home vs. the Ravens,” said a Panthers’ loyalist. “I was in attendance like always and boy was that awful performance.”
By the time St. Pierre joined the Carolina Panthers in 2010, he had only thrown five passes in his NFL career. Furthermore, he had two appearances to his name. But they made him their starter for a game against Baltimore and paid the price. He completed just 13-of-28 passes and threw two interceptions, with one touchdown. That was his final NFL appearance.
It’s difficult to dislike Tim Tebow unlike some of the athletes on this list. But by any historic measure, he was one of the worst quarterbacks in NFL history. The former Florida Gators standout had a stellar college career but failed to establish himself as a legitimate starter with the Denver Broncos. Finally, he ended up in the Patriots practice squad where he made one preseason appearance. Overall, it was painful.
“I don’t remember the exact stat, but it was horrendous,” said one loyal Pats fan. “In his one quarter, Tebow went one for seven, with zero touchdowns, an interception, and like -5 yards passing.” Surely, fans should have praised Tebow for his unique ability to achieve negative yardage because that’s very rare in professional football. Needless to say, the Patriots didn’t add him to their regular-season roster.
When it comes to quarterback mistakes, the New York Giants have made some historic bad decisions. For a long time, the franchise was safe in the hands of Eli Manning. They did win two Super Bowls with him as their starter but he wasn’t as brilliant as some people say. However, when it comes to their worst ever, then Tommy Maddox enters the equation. In short, he was terrible.
“Tommy Maddox had the worst one-game performance I’ve seen out of a QB,” one Giants fan agreed. ” But Dave Brown was probably the worst long-term starter.” Maddox was a special kind of bad. He didn’t start many games for New York but he was terrible when he played. Against the Eagles in 1995, he completed just six out of 23 passes with three interceptions and a sack.
Sadly it’s impossible to say anything kind about Simms’ time with the Denver Broncos. “Oh, lawd (sic) was Simms terrible,” said a Broncos fan. “To put in perspective how terrible he played for us, we put an injured Kyle Orton back in because we couldn’t endure another second of him.” This is entirely true. Simms started a single game for Denver but it was an absolute disaster.
His lone start came in 2009 against the San Diego Chargers. Simms only played the first quarter because his performance was so poor. He managed to complete just two of four passes for a meager ten yards. Orton suffered a sprained ankle in their previous game against Washington but the Broncos still brought him on. In his final stats, Simms completed just five of 17 passes with no touchdowns and a single interception.
Cam Newton joined the New England Patriots in 2020 as a free agent. The former NFL MVP admitted that this was a case of the last-chance saloon to be a starting quarterback. But the Patriots went through a period of transition and he struggled for consistency. They lost a must-win game to the Buffalo Bills as Newton made a disastrous mistake by fumbling the ball at the end of the game.
This infuriated the fans because they missed the greatest quarterback in NFL history in Tom Brady. One of the more reasonable comments was from a fan named Ryan Jackson. He wrote, “I hate to pile on because it’s not all his fault, but he is the opposite of Brady. He has now lost two times in game-winning situations.” Meanwhile, the less kind supporters targeted Newton’s wild fashion choices and penchant for dancing.
Philip Rivers retired after a single season with the Indianapolis Colts, but it was his final two years with the Chargers that showed he was on the way out. One game against the Kansas City Chiefs in December 2018 displayed the weaknesses of his game. First, his first pass of the game resulted in a Chiefs’ touchdown. Then Kansas intercepted his final pass of the half.
Jason McIntyre reacted to his Rivers’ mistakes. Unlike many fans who shredded the quarterback, McIntyre made it clear that he respected the veteran. “Classic Philip Rivers,” he wrote. “Great drive and then an interception in the end zone. Big Rivers fan, yes he’s going to the Hall of Fame but that is his career in a nutshell.” It’s also why he lacks the same historic aura as contemporaries Tom Brady and Drew Brees.
“Kent Graham was so bad, it was like watching Drew Bledsoe with asthma and cataracts,” said a Pittsburgh fan. “Distinctly remember him throwing like 5 INTs against the expansion Browns.” Graham spent most of his 10-year NFL career as a backup. The former Ohio Buckeyes standout was never a consistent starter for any franchise because he simply wasn’t reliable enough.
Speaking of which, he started just five games for the Steelers but that was enough to seal his place in infamy. The game against the Browns was just one of several terrible displays. He went 13-for-28 in completed passes in that game as the Browns hammered them. Finally, Pittsburgh pulled the plug on this disastrous experiment and installed Kordell Stewart as their starter.
Billy Joe Hobert neglected to read the playbook,” said a Bills fan. “Maybe we start there? There are some crazy historic quarterback mistakes on this list but most of them are in-game mistakes. Those are somewhat forgivable but Hobert committed one of the worst offenses in NFL history. Many regard the QB position as the most difficult in the world of sport because they must remember so many plays.
However, Hobert simply didn’t bother. In 1997, the Bills played the Patriots and Todd Collins suffered a shoulder injury. Then, Marc Levy told Hobert it was his time to shine. Hobert hadn’t expected to play and so he didn’t spend any time preparing for the game. Needless to say, it was a disaster and the Bills didn’t feel forgiving afterward. They waived him for his negligence.
Todd Collins played for the Chicago Bears in 2010 after he agreed on a one-year deal with the franchise. This was a quarterback whose most historic achievement was a record 10-year gap between NFL starts. But for some reason, the Bears decided to take a chance and sign him up. He only made three appearances including a single start in Week Five against the Carolina Panthers.
“Todd Collins was so bad it made me wonder how exactly he was employed as an NFL quarterback,” wrote a Bears fan. “That game against Carolina where he threw four picks and six completions and we won was maybe the oddest game I’ve ever seen.” Collins completed just six of 16 passes for 32 yards. Meanwhile, he threw four interceptions before the Bears took him out of the game.
The New York Jets sank to a new low during Adam Gase’s reign as head coach. Before his arrival in the Big Apple, he made it clear that he was a quarterback guru. However, the opposite proved to be the case as he totally ruined Sam Darnold. One of Darnold’s worst games came against the New England Patriots in 2019. This game is historic because he infamously said, “I’m seeing ghosts.”
“He was seeing ghosts,” explained a Green Gang member. “The whole night he was seeing things that weren’t there. He was continuously getting picked off, and outsmarted by the Patriots defense. Worst game I’ve ever seen Sam Darnold play. Must’ve felt like a complete idiot at the end of it.” Darnold went 11-for-32 in completed passes and also threw four interceptions against the Patriots.
“When Clausen played for us against the Seahawks a couple of years ago, our team had more punts than he had completions,” a Bears fan revealed. “Our punter was punting so much, he got injured from overexertion.” Of course, he’s talking about the nightmare that was Jimmy Clausen. Clausen began his NFL career with the Panthers but ended up in Chicago after they waived him.
The game this fan referred to was in Week Three of 2015. It clearly illustrates the historic problem the Bears have in the QB position. Clausen was grim in that game because he was so out of his depth. Firstly, he completed just nine of 17 passes and threw just 48 passing yards. After this terrible display, he never started for the Bears again and joined the Ravens a few weeks later.
Beck was one of the worst quarterbacks ever to step onto an NFL field. “I’ve never seen someone look so scared and out of place on the field,” wrote one Washington fan. “Just terrible.” This was very true. The former Mountain West Offensive Player of the Year award winner failed to adapt to the professional game. Beck started his career with the Miami Dolphins and was horrendous for them.
It’s not that he committed a single historic mistake but rather the fact that he was the mistake. In one “solid performance” for Washington, he threw 22 out of 37 attempts against the Carolina Panthers. “I remember when he got his first start against us in 2011,” reacted a Carolina fan. “Our defense was terrible. He was even worse.” To sum up, he was terrible.
“Every once in a while I feel melancholy and contemplative. I turn off my phone, pour a whiskey, and put on my old Gabbert jersey,” wrote one Jaguars fan. “Then I just sit there. In the quiet. I think of every mistake I made in my life, like paying full price for a Gabbert jersey. I’ll go to bed sad and let a deep sleep take over. When I wake in the morning it’s refreshing. I survived the darkness.”
In short, Blaine Gabbert still makes Jacksonville fans shudder. His 2013 season was terrible by anybody’s standards because he played terribly and endured injuries. In three games he threw seven interceptions and just a single touchdown. Incredibly, this journeyman signal-caller is a Super Bowl winner because he served as Tom Brady’s backup in Tampa Bay.
“He’s washed up,” said Pittsburgh fan, Juan Johnson. “That’s not hating. His deep ball had been falling off for years. Ball has no zip on it. Defenses don’t have to fear the deep pass so they can stop the run and short passing game. Nice franchise player, I appreciate what he did but Ben is done.” After Pittsburgh suffered a historic loss to the Cleveland Browns in 2021, their fanbase turned on ‘Big Ben.’
The general consensus was that he was too old. In sum, a combination of injuries and age had damaged his ability as a starter at the highest level. Roethlisberger threw four interceptions with three picks in the first 20 minutes of game time. It was a shambolic start for the veteran but things didn’t improve. Cleveland forced him into a very active game but he was incredibly wasteful throughout.
Tom Brady had one of the worst games of his career in Week nine of 2020 against the New Orleans Saints. He threw three interceptions with no touchdowns and also posted a 40.4 passer rating. Meanwhile, the Saints blew the Buccaneers out of the water with a 38-3 scoreline. Then, the media and fans immediately dissected all of Brady’s mistakes and asked if he was simply too old.
Alonso Cavera, a Tampa fan, defended Brady in front of the masses. “How did 2003, 2014, and 2018 end for Tom Brady’s teams?” he said. “Anyone know?” Of course, in 2003, 2014, and 2018, the legendary quarterback won the Super Bowl with the Patriots. Furthermore, Cavera proved correct because that is exactly what happened as he won a historic seventh ring. That’s more than any franchise ever.