“Kent Graham was so bad, it was like watching Drew Bledsoe with asthma and cataracts,” said a Pittsburgh fan. “Distinctly remember him throwing like 5 INTs against the expansion Browns.” Graham spent most of his 10-year NFL career as a backup. The former Ohio Buckeyes standout was never a consistent starter for any franchise because he simply wasn’t reliable enough.
Speaking of which, he started just five games for the Steelers but that was enough to seal his place in infamy. The game against the Browns was just one of several terrible displays. He went 13-for-28 in completed passes in that game as the Browns hammered them. Finally, Pittsburgh pulled the plug on this disastrous experiment and installed Kordell Stewart as their starter.
Billy Joe Hobert neglected to read the playbook,” said a Bills fan. “Maybe we start there? There are some crazy historic quarterback mistakes on this list but most of them are in-game mistakes. Those are somewhat forgivable but Hobert committed one of the worst offenses in NFL history. Many regard the QB position as the most difficult in the world of sport because they must remember so many plays.
However, Hobert simply didn’t bother. In 1997, the Bills played the Patriots and Todd Collins suffered a shoulder injury. Then, Marc Levy told Hobert it was his time to shine. Hobert hadn’t expected to play and so he didn’t spend any time preparing for the game. Needless to say, it was a disaster and the Bills didn’t feel forgiving afterward. They waived him for his negligence.
Todd Collins played for the Chicago Bears in 2010 after he agreed on a one-year deal with the franchise. This was a quarterback whose most historic achievement was a record 10-year gap between NFL starts. But for some reason, the Bears decided to take a chance and sign him up. He only made three appearances including a single start in Week Five against the Carolina Panthers.
“Todd Collins was so bad it made me wonder how exactly he was employed as an NFL quarterback,” wrote a Bears fan. “That game against Carolina where he threw four picks and six completions and we won was maybe the oddest game I’ve ever seen.” Collins completed just six of 16 passes for 32 yards. Meanwhile, he threw four interceptions before the Bears took him out of the game.
The New York Jets sank to a new low during Adam Gase’s reign as head coach. Before his arrival in the Big Apple, he made it clear that he was a quarterback guru. However, the opposite proved to be the case as he totally ruined Sam Darnold. One of Darnold’s worst games came against the New England Patriots in 2019. This game is historic because he infamously said, “I’m seeing ghosts.”
“He was seeing ghosts,” explained a Green Gang member. “The whole night he was seeing things that weren’t there. He was continuously getting picked off, and outsmarted by the Patriots defense. Worst game I’ve ever seen Sam Darnold play. Must’ve felt like a complete idiot at the end of it.” Darnold went 11-for-32 in completed passes and also threw four interceptions against the Patriots.
“When Clausen played for us against the Seahawks a couple of years ago, our team had more punts than he had completions,” a Bears fan revealed. “Our punter was punting so much, he got injured from overexertion.” Of course, he’s talking about the nightmare that was Jimmy Clausen. Clausen began his NFL career with the Panthers but ended up in Chicago after they waived him.
The game this fan referred to was in Week Three of 2015. It clearly illustrates the historic problem the Bears have in the QB position. Clausen was grim in that game because he was so out of his depth. Firstly, he completed just nine of 17 passes and threw just 48 passing yards. After this terrible display, he never started for the Bears again and joined the Ravens a few weeks later.
Beck was one of the worst quarterbacks ever to step onto an NFL field. “I’ve never seen someone look so scared and out of place on the field,” wrote one Washington fan. “Just terrible.” This was very true. The former Mountain West Offensive Player of the Year award winner failed to adapt to the professional game. Beck started his career with the Miami Dolphins and was horrendous for them.
It’s not that he committed a single historic mistake but rather the fact that he was the mistake. In one “solid performance” for Washington, he threw 22 out of 37 attempts against the Carolina Panthers. “I remember when he got his first start against us in 2011,” reacted a Carolina fan. “Our defense was terrible. He was even worse.” To sum up, he was terrible.
“Every once in a while I feel melancholy and contemplative. I turn off my phone, pour a whiskey, and put on my old Gabbert jersey,” wrote one Jaguars fan. “Then I just sit there. In the quiet. I think of every mistake I made in my life, like paying full price for a Gabbert jersey. I’ll go to bed sad and let a deep sleep take over. When I wake in the morning it’s refreshing. I survived the darkness.”
In short, Blaine Gabbert still makes Jacksonville fans shudder. His 2013 season was terrible by anybody’s standards because he played terribly and endured injuries. In three games he threw seven interceptions and just a single touchdown. Incredibly, this journeyman signal-caller is a Super Bowl winner because he served as Tom Brady’s backup in Tampa Bay.
“He’s washed up,” said Pittsburgh fan, Juan Johnson. “That’s not hating. His deep ball had been falling off for years. Ball has no zip on it. Defenses don’t have to fear the deep pass so they can stop the run and short passing game. Nice franchise player, I appreciate what he did but Ben is done.” After Pittsburgh suffered a historic loss to the Cleveland Browns in 2021, their fanbase turned on ‘Big Ben.’
The general consensus was that he was too old. In sum, a combination of injuries and age had damaged his ability as a starter at the highest level. Roethlisberger threw four interceptions with three picks in the first 20 minutes of game time. It was a shambolic start for the veteran but things didn’t improve. Cleveland forced him into a very active game but he was incredibly wasteful throughout.
Tom Brady had one of the worst games of his career in Week nine of 2020 against the New Orleans Saints. He threw three interceptions with no touchdowns and also posted a 40.4 passer rating. Meanwhile, the Saints blew the Buccaneers out of the water with a 38-3 scoreline. Then, the media and fans immediately dissected all of Brady’s mistakes and asked if he was simply too old.
Alonso Cavera, a Tampa fan, defended Brady in front of the masses. “How did 2003, 2014, and 2018 end for Tom Brady’s teams?” he said. “Anyone know?” Of course, in 2003, 2014, and 2018, the legendary quarterback won the Super Bowl with the Patriots. Furthermore, Cavera proved correct because that is exactly what happened as he won a historic seventh ring. That’s more than any franchise ever.