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19. The Gorilla Fight

Fortunately, this never happened, but it wasn’t for Tyson’s lack of trying. He allegedly tried to bribe a zookeeper $10,000 to let him fight a gorilla. However, the zookeeper realized that he couldn’t spend that money in jail and turned Tyson down. It’s probably just as well.

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According to National Geographic, gorillas are between four and 16 times stronger than an average adult male. Obviously, Tyson isn’t average, but still, those aren’t exactly the best odds. Even so, you can bet Don King would have put it on pay-per-view.