It’s bad news for a baseball franchise when the city police troll them on social media. The St. Louis Cardinals experienced this indignity when they traveled to Cincinnati. The Reds smashed them across the series and Jesse Winker played brilliantly (via Sportscasting).
They tweeted: “At the current time, we can neither confirm nor deny that authorities in St. Louis have asked us to investigate where the Reds obtained the giant broom they used to SWEEP the Cardinals. We however can confirm that Jesse Winker is a suspect!! Go Reds!!!”