Empty Trophy Cabinet
Arsenal and Spurs are two of the Premier League’s biggest rivals. The North-London teams maintain massive support but the former is more successful. It’s always a big occasion when they clash because these clubs hate each other so much. But they aim at each other off the playing field too (via Caught Offside).

Go onto Arsenal’s online store but don’t select anything. Then open the empty card and read the following message. It says: “your basket is as empty as Tottenham’s trophy cabinet.” They trolled their enemies in a brutal and petty fashion. The site’s administrator deserves a raise because this is brilliant.